Do you believe that the truth is Jesus is an alien being?

Think about it... the walking on water.... the water into wine. There must have been something about H2O he had a talent at. Jesus ascended into a spacecraft. And what about the transfiguration? The lengths of time people could live in the bible also suggest that we could have originated from alien lifeforms... we might have been put on this earth as an experiment (and all other living things) just as we keep zoo animals in zoo cages. What do you think?